.. its kinda obvious. you ARE the nyan cat
why dont u just make a tumblr ..
Please stop flushing your stogies down the loo. Spending 30 minutes plunging the fck out of the toilet and stashing the evidence in the neighbor’s backyard is not my idea of a good time.
One day he’ll notice that suspicious growing mound of dirt.
Hopefully I’ll be in college by then.
fine fine fine fine fine fine
Yeah. It’s been four times already.
WHY DONT I LEARN
Gordon Yeager died at 3:38 p.m. He was no longer breathing, but the family was surprised by what his monitor showed.
“Someone in there said, ‘Why, then, when we look at the monitor is the heart still beating?’” Sheets recalled. “The nurse said Dad was picking up Mom’s heartbeat through Mom’s hand.”
“And we thought, ‘Oh my gosh, Mom’s heart is beating through him,’” Dennis Yeager said.” —http://abcnews.go.com/US/iowa-couple-married-72-years-dies-holding-hands/story?id=14771029
Old person, you rock. I could sit for hours listening to you talk, just because the amount of wisdom you’ve amassed for the past 50+ years just doesn’t deserve light conversation. Your telomeres may be shorter, but your stories are endless. I cry my eyes out when I watch any movie starring you. And I’m insanely jealous of your 30+ year marriages. You may be confused by the facebooks, the tumblrs, the “thing with buttons”, but you sure know how to bake mean apple dumplings.
In conclusion, I love you AND your prosthetic hip. :)